Archive for the 'Humor' Category
My Truck
Posted by Robin on July 9th, 2008The A/C went out again in my S-10 pickup. Every two years it fails and I get a big repair bill … argggghhhh!!
Daniel Boone Quotes
Posted by Robin on July 8th, 2008My favorite Daniel Boone quote is, when asked if he had ever been lost, “I have never been lost, but I will admit to being powerfully disoriented for several weeks.”
And I just heard this quote, “All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.”
This is my home defense [...]
Political Statement
Posted by Robin on June 5th, 2008Memo to the California Supreme Court
Posted by Robin on May 29th, 2008Today’s Stock Market Report:
Posted by Robin on May 29th, 2008Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even [...]
Muppet Show Mahnamahna Song
Posted by Robin on May 8th, 2008Mahnamahna
Welcome Aboard
Posted by Robin on May 5th, 2008“Welcome aboard Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of [...]
